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~WarkEnto

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I BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!!! >:D

Thu Nov 12, 2009, 6:57 AM
Today I thought there was school. Apparently there wasn't, so I went back to my house. This particular day my parents left me in charge of the house and so I had the backup house keys they gave me. Guess what? NONE OF THEM WORKED!!!

So I stand around freaking out about how this is gonna be just another wasted day in my life. Then I try one alternative: the garage. It opens - but no, the story's not over yet! - and I try the door inside the garage leading into the house. Rejected!

I come back out feeling horrible. Alternative two: walk to the back of the house, try to find a way in. Nope, all windows are sealed shut.

I walk back to the front. Alternative three: I go to the front window, shift a shutter aside, try to break the primary window pane, then decide against it.

I go back to the front door, which brings us to desperate alternative four, brute force: I take note that the screens in the metal door are adhesive plastic...so I bash the screens in and open the door from the inside! Within moments I am inside! SECURITY BREACHED

I win the game. Everyone share stories about breaking into your own house now!

~Wark.

PS - for any of my closest friends who read this and actually try to break into my house, I took some measures so that even YOU can't try this same method and succeed. Nice try! Muhahahahaha!!!

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~Taserhead Oct 18, 2009, 12:07:44 PM
thanks for adding my image to your REFS... references?

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~GIGAcorrupt Oct 4, 2009, 9:10:09 PM
Sup dude!! thanks for the fave on my latest upload ^^
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=Skarlet-Raven Sep 1, 2009, 1:07:24 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:.

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~SanctumAngel Aug 23, 2009, 8:11:04 AM
Have a great summer =D

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM *tries to bite your hand*
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

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